Funny Guy

Cole is at the age where he is really developing a sense of humor and the kid seriously cracks me up. I hope to always remember all of these one liners of his and stories he tells me, but as I’m sure I will start to forget them as time goes by, I thought I would blog about some of my recent favorites.

Said to me while in the car one day:

“I’m going to be a witch. A good witch.”

And then:

“I’m going to put you in a trash bag.”

While playing with the Virgin Mary from his Little People Nativity set:

“This is Uncle Sean.”

After I called him out for acting silly:

“I’m not crazy. I’m a man.”

Out of the blue before Christmas:

“I don’t like the holidays.”

Then another day out of the blue:

“I love Mommy. And Daddy. And Chloe. And Elmo. And the holidays.”

His new favorite saying which is a reminder that I have to be careful what I say:

“I’m just like my father.”

And my favorite recent conversation:

We were lying in my bed together, and I was wearing a World Series Phillies shirt. Cole recognizes the P when he sees it, so he said “Phillies!” Then he asked what else it said.

“World Series Champions. 2008,” I told him. “That’s the year Mommy and Daddy got married.”

“Did you wear this or princess?”

Assuming he meant did I wear the shirt or dress like a princess, I replied, “I didn’t have this shirt yet. I dressed like a princess. I’ll show you pictures one day.”

“I already saw them. Daddy showed me.”

“Oh really? Where?”

“On Facebook.”